Showing posts with label bitters - plum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bitters - plum. Show all posts

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Bucentaure

Odd things happen as you pursue the cocktail behind a given name. For instance, the recipe you were so certain would be the best representation of the concept, ends up needing to be flipped on its head only after it's finalized.

Case in point: the idea of Taurus. The Bull is arguably the most sensual of the Zodiac, gathering to itself an assortment of all that is richest and most pleasing. Unlike Aries, which has sunshine but is still bound by cold wild winds as spring begins to break, surging rainshowers imbuing the world with life anew, Taurus is the promise of Aries realized: May flowers, spring greens deepened to lush jungle, azaleas and rhododendrons bursting as bold color is no longer limited to solitary tulip cups but whole landscapes decked out for weeks in the kirtle of the Spring Queen. Even the sunlight becomes a richer gold as the chill fades in late April. Whereas Aries held the first signs, the individual spurts of new life here and there, in Taurus the entire Earth rises up in its full potency, stamps its hooves, snorts a humid and fecund breath and lets you know just how little you are.

[*feels a tap on her shoulder* Yes, I know it's Gemini. You don't wake up from a coma without first asking what day it is, just in case. *the giant alligator-man shrugs and walks away*]

The trouble with naming this cocktail "Taurus" is that it doesn't fully encapsulate all the Bull's various aspects, namely, the symbolism and then the rich deep spring weather. I think this cocktail well-encapsulates the earthy "bull" half, but it's too heavy for the "white bull"/spring cocktail half: just on the specs, it drinks like something for the winter months. Using the word "bull" is also tricky, because most such existing cocktails involve tequila, so the assumed lineage would mislead. But there's a downright earthy quality to the drink, with the idea of time and slowness deriving from its aged spirits, that makes me not want to stray far from the concept.

So what to do? Due diligence.

When hitting upon a flavor combination that really works, you need to be humble and think "Golly, surely someone's come up with something along these lines already." [yes, use the word Golly, go on, use it! I'll wait.]-- particularly if they're spirits or wines in existence prior to the 20th century, or you're effectively making minor tweaks to a classic cocktail like the Vieux Carré. And then there's the googling. Rum and brandy, rum and port...to my surprise, I've only found a couple of rum-armagnac-port combinations, both on the same page. If I'm following in the footsteps of David Wondrich, I must be doing something right.

Trafalgar Punch as a name itself is pretty brilliant, what with the convergence of British, French and Spanish influences. The Battle of Trafalgar, itself, seems plenty ripe for concepts and names too. And "Lo!" thanks be to Wikipedia: Bucentaure. A French flagship in the battle, from the Greek bou-centaur: roughly ox-man as centaur is a horse-man; that is, a mythical being with the body of an ox and the torso-on-up of a man. The flagship even had such a creature as a figurehead.

I'm happy with that. And it even retains the taur of Taurus to boot.

So, while you're lounging around in the bowers of emergent spring and summer, have something to go with. Imagine you're an ox luxuriating in a meadow: your hooves have stirred up the earth and you breathe deep of intoxicating violet patches tended by dancing bees.



Bucentaure
1 tsp Crème Yvette
4 1-oz Fernet Branca ice cubes
1 dash Bittermens Xocolatl Mole bitters
3 drops Fee Bros. plum bitters
1 oz tawny port
1 oz armagnac
1 oz Smith & Cross naval rum (or other powerful/dark/aged Jamaican rum)
1 lime twist

Start by making your Fernet Branca ice cubes: the earth and loam vibrant with minty life.

Rinse a chilled rocks glass with the Crème Yvette, but don't discard: the smell of flowers heavy in the humid air.

Add the Fernet Branca ice cubes and build the remaining ingredients: spicy heat of the earth, dancing flowers, fruit of the vine, the vine kissed by the burning sun, and the lush island forests where the bull roams.

Stir for 10-15 seconds at the end and garnish with a lime twist, loosely knotted to make a Taurus sigil (♉).



Fernet Branca ice cubes



Depending on your tolerance for bitterness/sweetness, use 1/2 tsp-3/4 tsp Fernet Branca per 1 oz water/cube.

I like the Tovolo 1" cube molds because they hold just over 1 oz water and you get some nice showy rocks as a result.


These ice cubes work brilliantly, particularly in a rich cocktail such as this: as the ice melts the bitterness and other notes develop within the drink, preventing a diluted flavor and permitting one's digestion to keep up with the cocktail.




Afterthoughts:

It took me awhile to work this one out, over a year in fact. I had started with bourbon and Dubonnet Rouge instead of the rum and port (I had little fortified wine knowledge a year ago), but the drink blurred together. The Dubonnet overlapped with the Yvette and no matter the burly proof, the bourbon liked to hide. But soon enough I discovered what a good hogo would bring to the concept, and then the raisin notes of tawny port. The armagnac I had from the start: the wilder cousin of cognac seemed just the thing. But really, I started with a taste-image combo of Fernet Branca and violet liqueur to match the season, though I had tried neither, and it all grew from there. Sometimes taste descriptions on the internet really do paint the perfect picture on the tongue.


The White Bull arrives next year.

    Monday, July 2, 2012

    Sleeping Beauty

     

    Time for a story...
    (aka, me, for the last 3 and a half weeks)


    [cuts are funny things on Blogger. Please scroll ahead to the end to see the recipe.]

    "Gather round now kids. Have your cookies and milk? Blankets ok? Okey-doke, let's begin. Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a king and qu--"

    "We already watched the movie last week!"

    "But what's wrong with having the story again? The movie doesn't include everything that was in the book."

    "Is Thor in it?"

    "Thor? I think he's a different universe.."

    "But Thor can cross dimensions! He just fought Mephisto, a Spider-Man villain."

    "Well...theoretically, it's possible.."

    "Tell us Thor's part!"

    "...ok. But we'll have to get to that, in turn."

    "Aww.."

    "... If Thor's gonna be in this story, he's gotta fight someone, right?"

    "Yeah!" "No kissy stuff!"

    "Then we gotta know who he's fighting. How good's the fight gonna be otherwise?"

    "..ok."

    *grabs a gingersnap* "mmm, tasty.. Now, you know there was a king and queen, and they finally had a baby daughter, right?"

    "Yep."

    "And they were so happy they threw a big party and invited everyone in the kingdom, including the great fairies."

    "Except for one!"

    "(There can be only one!) But those who did come each had a special gift for the princess."

    "What was the princessesesesses name again?"

    "Peggy!"

    "It better not be Vesper!"

    "Adam! Not this again. And what's so wrong with Vesper? She died for queen and country in the end."

    "NO."

    "Ok, what do you think the princess should be named?"

    "Princess LuLu who goes Woo Woo!"

    "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "That's 'er name!" "I like Aurora.." "4-1, Gracie, sorry.." "..ok."

    "arr...well, just so long as she doesn't go wee-wee...  So then, *cookie bite* mm, each of the fairies in turn graced the princess" "LuLu who goes Woo Woo." "with a gift."

    "Bo-ring."

    "Ah, but here's something the movie left out, namely because it wasn't made in smell-o-vision. Each of the fairies, and there were more than three, had a different-smelling spell."

    "Frogs!" "Dog bath!" "Brussels sprouts!"

    "Not quite.. You could tell a good fairy from a bad one by her spell-smells, and the good ones all had good-smelling spells, though that doesn't mean they had to be good-for-you smells."

    "Strawberries!"

    "Good one, Gracie! Strawberries were one, but also (hm..) chocolate and zest, herbs, spices and sugar."

    "And the evil one?"

    "Bitter, menthol and bitter. Maybe even a bit of chocolate and citrus..I could see that working..."

    "You need to go Woo Woo!"

    "I WHAT?! maybe later.."

    "So the good fairies were all giving their gifts when the evil fairy showed up.."

    "And said 'No, my Princess Vesper, I expect you to die!'"

    "LULU WHO GOES WOO WOO!"


    "Which fairy was saved for last, though?"

    "The Sugar Plum Fairy!" 

    "...sure. Why not? heyyy...yeah.. And though she could not break the evil fairy's curse, she could soften it. The princess would only sleep until woken by a prince's kiss of true love."

    "Get to Thor!"

    "Ok, so years pass, Princess LuLu" "who goes Woo Woo!" "grows up, yadda yadda, she pricks her finger on a spindle of fresh-spun golden wool and falls into a deep sleep. The good fairies make the entire land fall asleep along with her, but the evil fairy raised a wall of bitter thorns all over the castle to prevent suitors from breaking the spell."

    "And Thor's a prince!"

    "Actually, Thor was one of the princes who didn't get in."

    "..."

    "Not buying that are you?"

    "..."

    "We would have words with thee."

    "Or smitest thou with wet noodles!"

    *eyebrow raise that would put Spock to shame* "Yeeaaayyyyy.. ..so......Prince Thor, hearing the kerfuffle about the entire kingdom that had slept for decades, descended on the Bifrost to see what was the matter. There he encountered a great castle draped in faded and tattered raiment barely visible underneath bramble grown thicker and more tangled with each passing year, the thorns as large as his arm. Seeing the castle as distressed as it was, Thor raised his mighty hammer Mjolnir and began breaking the bramble hither and thither.

    But that disturbance summoned the attention of the Evil Fairy and she appeared suddenly before him in all her bitter acrid glory, rising up up up into a black behemoth of a dragon, greater than even the frost giants! (frosty mug..)"

    *GASPs* *hushed whispers*

    "We approve of a behemoth dragon." "Please continue."

    "With a roar that shook the edges of the earth, she went straight for Thor's liver! The battle was intense, fire bursts traded with hammer blows. Back and forth they volleyed, until a quick blow of the dragon's head dashed Thor to the ground. All seemed lost in the brief seconds the dragon coiled to pounce--"

    "When Power Girl swooped in, knocked the dragon's lights out and called 'You're all clear, kid! You go kiss the princess then get home!'"

    *WHIPLASH* ("ow..")

    "Gracie!"

    "('Atta girl..) Sounds like fair play to me."

    "Power Girl isn't even from the Marvel Universe!"

    "Power Girl has always been a bit alternate reality-lost."

    "You said there'd be no kissy stuff!"

    "Is Princess LuLu who goes Woo Woo supposed to sleep forever? How's the story supposed to end?"

    "With the hero walking away from a big explosion! C'mon guys, let's do the story how it's supposed to be done.." 

    *the four boys, exeunt*

    *blink blink* "Sounds like we did the story right."

    "Boys are weird.. Better make sure they're not looking for the sledgehammer again."

    "Aye.. Goodnight, Gracie?"

    "Goodnight, Gracie!"


    Sleeping Beauty
    1.5 oz SNAP
    1 oz Dubonnet Rouge
    1 tsp Fernet Branca
    2 dashes Fee Bros. plum bitters
    1 long channel-cut lemon twist

    Stir first four ingredients with ice. 
    Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. 
    Garnish with a long lemon twist wrapped into a skein around a spindle/cocktail spear.

    My fairy tale's in a glass.


    Because we had a National Gingerbread Day not too long ago (June 5th).